Copyrights or not, TSR cribbed from Cthulhu and came up with a couple of entries even weirder than the source material.
Zack: I'm pretty sure I drew this exact picture on an algebra test that I flunked.
Steve: This is based on a real thing.
Steve: Yep, there's a giant amoeba they found at the bottom of the ocean.
Zack: This isn't an amoeba, is it? This is a 100-foot lake of slime that makes monsters constantly.
Steve: Yeah, based off the amoeba.
Zack: Where did you hear about this?
Steve: I don't remember. I think it might have been Keith had an email from them.
Zack: From the amoeba?
Steve: From the science place. The submarine. They were in the middle of it.
Zack: In the middle of what?
Steve: I don't know. Combat with the amoeba.Zack: Fuck off, Steve.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.