Copyrights or not, TSR cribbed from Cthulhu and came up with a couple of entries even weirder than the source material.
Zack: I'm pretty sure I drew this exact picture on an algebra test that I flunked.
Steve: This is based on a real thing.
Steve: Yep, there's a giant amoeba they found at the bottom of the ocean.
Zack: This isn't an amoeba, is it? This is a 100-foot lake of slime that makes monsters constantly.
Steve: Yeah, based off the amoeba.
Zack: Where did you hear about this?
Steve: I don't remember. I think it might have been Keith had an email from them.
Zack: From the amoeba?
Steve: From the science place. The submarine. They were in the middle of it.
Zack: In the middle of what?
Steve: I don't know. Combat with the amoeba.Zack: Fuck off, Steve.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.