Copyrights or not, TSR cribbed from Cthulhu and came up with a couple of entries even weirder than the source material.
Zack: I'm pretty sure I drew this exact picture on an algebra test that I flunked.
Steve: This is based on a real thing.
Steve: Yep, there's a giant amoeba they found at the bottom of the ocean.
Zack: This isn't an amoeba, is it? This is a 100-foot lake of slime that makes monsters constantly.
Steve: Yeah, based off the amoeba.
Zack: Where did you hear about this?
Steve: I don't remember. I think it might have been Keith had an email from them.
Zack: From the amoeba?
Steve: From the science place. The submarine. They were in the middle of it.
Zack: In the middle of what?
Steve: I don't know. Combat with the amoeba.Zack: Fuck off, Steve.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.