Zack: I wonder how many people committed suicide because of this book.
Steve: Probably nobody, but I bet there are a couple dudes out there who get off on chicks with big hooters and animal heads.
Zack: You think there are a couple guys like that?
Steve: Maybe three or four?
Zack: I blame the tits in the early D&D books and Rescue Rangers for pretty much ruining an entire generation of Americans.
Steve: I never liked Rescue Rangers. TaleSpin was more my thing.
Zack: Then you're probably fine.
Steve: Nope, I broke my collarbone trying to ride a surfboard off my roof while holding onto a kite. And while I was in the hospital overnight I thought about the Gynosphinx from the Monster Manual.
Zack: Did she have a lobster head?
Steve: No, head and rack of a woman. The rest of her was a lion. Except for she had angel wings.
Zack: Then you're fine!
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.