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The worst has happened.
As I write these letters my hands still tremble from shock. I hardly know what to say.
You remember I told you about our two alligators, Pak and Chooie. Well, they escaped from their new owners the other day and found their way back to our place. I guess they missed their old home.
Our son found them before we could and I guess they must have attacked. He died in the hospital last night.
So, needless to say, we won't be needing one of your kits. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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