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The worst has happened.
As I write these letters my hands still tremble from shock. I hardly know what to say.
You remember I told you about our two alligators, Pak and Chooie. Well, they escaped from their new owners the other day and found their way back to our place. I guess they missed their old home.
Our son found them before we could and I guess they must have attacked. He died in the hospital last night.
So, needless to say, we won't be needing one of your kits. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
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No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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