Zack:El profesor Hippie: if a wig makes you laugh then welcome to the funniest movie ever!
Dr. Thorpe:See, this is what comedies are supposed to be. You read the title and it's all right there. Take it or leave it. He's a hippie professor. If you don't want to see a hippie professor ham it up in a wig, don't bother. With a real comedy you'll always get exactly what you pay for.
Zack:I wonder if the same company that released this has a whole line of really generic "yellow label" comedy movies. They release movies where the entire premise is encapsulated in the title.
Zack:"El Loco Dog Policia"
Dr. Thorpe:"El Mariachi Negro."
Dr. Thorpe:"La Mujer con Tres Mammarios"
Dr. Thorpe:"El Barco de Sexo"
Zack:"Las Senorita Prisonero Eroticas"
Dr. Thorpe:"Dos Hombres y Una Señiorita Gingantica"
Zack:"Las Mujeres Desnudas Ríen Espectacular!"
Dr. Thorpe:"Serpientes en un Aeroplano"
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.