Dave: We sure do hate ripoffs over here at 1UP.com.

Zack: Oh, come on, anybody could have thought up that outfit. It's not like it's a unique idea.

Dave: But, like, the whole outfit seems to be formatted exactly the same.

Zack: That's just a coincidence. How many different ways could it really be formatted once you have the same core idea - which is very common. For the outfit.

Dave: Well, we can give the dude the benefit of the doubt and assume he's never even seen the earlier one. Still, we should grant that one outfit is definitely a super shitty version of the other one.

Zack: Agreed. Once you've seen the other version you would have to be a dirty idiot to accept this clearly inferior substitute.

Dave: Yeah, one of these outfits was definitely shit out by a couple of hacks. The other one is a thing of genuine genius, beloved by the seven or eight people who still remember it.

Zack: U mad?

Dave: Not sure if serious...


– Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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