Zack: It's the man himself, G. Gordon Liddy!
Steve: This is just like the cover of one of my Shadowrun books.
Zack: That's no surprise. I think G. Gordon Liddy is a huge fan of that game.
Steve: I'm not, the damage system for combat was way too complicated. Awesome setting though.
Zack: Yes, William Gibson crossed with Tolkein. Absolute genius. I can't wait until they come out with a game that crosses Isaac Asimov with Agatha Christie. Ten Little Androids.
Steve: All I know is you could play a troll wizard with a machine gun in Shadowrun, you just couldn't figure out whether or not he killed someone with his machine gun.
Zack: G. Gordon Liddy would never be able to figure out if he got a head shot on an ATF agent.
Steve: Who is this guy anyway?
Zack: He was the "mastermind" behind the Watergate break-in.
Steve: Was that with Nixon?
Zack: Yeah, Liddy is a total nutjob. He used to show off by holding his hand in a flame until his hand would start burning.
Steve: I remember that part! He was awesome in Lethal Weapon.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.