Superman must be really hard up for work these days. It's always sad to see a superhero give up his job and start playing guitar in his mom's attic.

Dancing Jimmy Belasco shows the next stupid thing to be tattooed on his ass - SUPER JAPANESE VIDEO GAME FUN!

Oh dear God, please tell me he's wearing pants, please tell me he's wearing pants...

What a lucky man! He got to meet Queen Toothpaste! Fortunately the cameraman stays out of harm's way.

Werd to my nipples!

Hey ladies, aren't you attracted to famous football stars? Ever date a famous football star? Try going on a date with swinger Tommy McKendlebrook - he ate a famous football star and took his jacket!