Wild Bill? Why is Santa eating this lighter!
Pep Rally gave me my Christmas present early. It was a gift certificate to Digital Scrotum.
SuperHappy I think you have an obsession with Super Mario!
Hey look, it's The EZ8, and he has a bag of gifts! Oh no that's a bag of bricks!
Do you think Unconventional Oven will give me some money if I ask him?
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Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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