Wild Bill? Why is Santa eating this lighter!
Pep Rally gave me my Christmas present early. It was a gift certificate to Digital Scrotum.
SuperHappy I think you have an obsession with Super Mario!
Hey look, it's The EZ8, and he has a bag of gifts! Oh no that's a bag of bricks!
Do you think Unconventional Oven will give me some money if I ask him?
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The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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