This article will attempt to examine the true meaning behind Blaze's hit rap single, "Fuck Wit It". This song transcends poetry, leading all readers and listeners into another dimension. Or something.
YOU FUCK WIT ONE YOU GET THE WHOLE FUCKIN PACK
Wow, we start off the rap with a bang, don't we? As for "fucking with one", that's why you buy condoms in multiple packs. Or do you use the same one over and over again?
WE SOLDIAZ HEADIN INTO WAR AND I'LL BE LEADIN US BACK
Oh, so you're commanding your troops to retreat back to base? Why? Was it a tougher game of dodgeball than you thought?
SERGENT BLOOD HOUND THE CULPRIT MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR INVOLVEMENT
Okay, I'm not sure I understand this one. Apparently there's somebody named "Sergent Blood Hound", and he did something and will make me pay for being involved in something else. Does this have anything to do with the war you're retreating from? Did "Sergent Blood Hound" mistake me for one of the enemy soldiers? I think I've been framed, please don't make me pay, "Sergent Blood Hound"!
YOU THINK THAT WAS SOMETHIN SON WELL THAT WAS JUST YOUR FIRST INSTALLMENT
Yes, I'm buying the Time / Life book series on a monthly payment plan and not all at once. But I assure you, I'm not your son. My mom had a strict policy of not dating anybody who wasn't born at the time.
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIT BLAZE WELL THEN I GUESS I GOTTA SOLVE IT
You're not really obligated to, but I appreciate the effort. My first problem with you is in the fact that you've got serious mental problems, yet you were able to find somebody, perhaps through blackmail, to write a webpage for you. Please solve this by taking down your site and shooting the moron(s) responsible.
LIKE A SOLVENT I DISSOLVE, SO WHEN YOU US DOGGS POINT YOU KNOW WE BOUT TO MAUL IT
"You Us Doggs"? I just realized I have another problem with you, Blaze, you don't make any sense. But please don't maul me or cause me to corrode in any way!
FUCKIN FAG THINKIN YOU THUG BUT YOU AINT NUTTIN BUT A GUPPY
How many homosexual gangsters do you know? Better yet, how many homosexual gangster fish do you know? I can name at least two offhand, but I have an odd taste in friends.
WANNA RUN WITH US DOGGS BUT YOUR WHOLE CREW IS PUPPIES
So now you're talking about homosexual gangster fish that hang out with baby dogs? I at first thought the dogs might be able to breathe underwater, but the key verb "run" indicates the fish more than likely have grown legs. This is getting weirder and weirder, Blaze!
SO HUSH PUPPY LIKE JOHN SILVER'S SILVER STUCK IN YOUR TANK
Okay, another war reference. So you plan on attacking the enemy by throwing fast food into their armored vehicle division? How effective is that? Can't they just clean it out of the turret? Or better yet, can't they eat it?
I'LL MAKE YOUR FAKE ASS WALK THE PLANK
Where does my real ass go? And now you're a pirate? I thought you were in the army! Make up your mind, Blaze!
WE TRU PIRATES YOU JUST PHONIES ASKIN WHY YOUR SHIP SANK
But I don't sail! I don't even have a boat! You're confusing me with somebody else, just like "Sergent Blood Hound" did! Stop!
WELL YOUR CREW NEEDS DEDICATION TO DEFEND OUR DECIMATION
My friends need to become better at sticking up for things you've wrecked? We didn't do it! That makes no sense, help me out here, Blaze, you're scaring me!
CUZ IT'S BLAZE N TRIPLE THREAT IN THE POCKET ROCKET STATION
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