This is the complete, unedited version of the "2009 Flour and Grain Expo" commercial we premiered at Rifftrax Live. I can't wait to see all you guys there this year!
We're also hosting the 65 meg .mp4 video locally, if you would like to save it.
Flour and grain!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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