This is the complete, unedited version of the "2009 Flour and Grain Expo" commercial we premiered at Rifftrax Live. I can't wait to see all you guys there this year!
We're also hosting the 65 meg .mp4 video locally, if you would like to save it.
Flour and grain!
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