This is the complete, unedited version of the "2009 Flour and Grain Expo" commercial we premiered at Rifftrax Live. I can't wait to see all you guys there this year!
We're also hosting the 65 meg .mp4 video locally, if you would like to save it.
Flour and grain!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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