This is the complete, unedited version of the "2009 Flour and Grain Expo" commercial we premiered at Rifftrax Live. I can't wait to see all you guys there this year!
We're also hosting the 65 meg .mp4 video locally, if you would like to save it.
Flour and grain!
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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