Kitty gets ready to set history "straight", free from the lies of the Conservative media and textbooks!
King President Harry S. Truman, who would dip babies in caramel and throw them to his pet pack of wild wolves, was an unchallenged dictator of the South, which included such states as Florida, South New Hampshire, and Lower Texas. He had his back molars sharpened into additional canines so he could gnaw through his political adversaries.
The vile and evil Southerners were all cruel inhuman monsters who lived to torture their minority "property." When they got done working them to the bone, the Southerners would load up the slaves into a catapult and shoot them from the skies.
The Southerners were able to take advantage of humanity's natural weakness for candy because -- hey, everybody likes candy.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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