The Wizard created a drug called "drugs", which didn't kill off the Southerners but instead made them really cool and relaxed, allowing them to kick back and have a really dope time! Drugs made all the Southerner's lives much, much better and fulfilling.
While on drugs, the South completely forgot about their desire to slaverize the minorities, and began to live in peace.
Lincoln realized that King President Dictator Harry S. Truman could possibly start working his evil again, so he assassinated him at Ford Theater one night. The nation breathed a sigh of relief, and the future of America never looked brighter.
Then the Republicans sieged the Presidential office, plundering and raping everything in their way. They immediately illegalized drugs so they could create more racism, slavery, hatred, oppression, high consumer prices on precious natural resources, and religion.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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