Amanda just arrived home from school, chock full of questions like always! What new lessons did she learn today?
Oh, for shame. Amanda is proud because she's parroting the hollow lies of her elders! As all you Kid's Korner readers out there know, you should NEVER trust the words of Capitalistic scum adults, who are all out to use you for their own personal profit. Good thing Kitty's here to set her straight!
Amanda better learn her lesson quick or she's going to end up with another black eye from Kitty like last time!
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
That atheist professor should have kept his mouth shut around this American Sniper.
'Let the building eat you.'
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