Most Mysterious - Runner Up
Another mini from damrod619
Ah, my favorite category, and one that's always crowded with entries. Damrod619's perplexing Another mini defeated head-scratching rivals like WIP and dave99's epic monster attac diorama. There's a lot to like here. The use of negative space on the torso is inspired and the shape doesn't seem to match up with anything we've seen before. This is a really strong competitor. It just couldn't beat our winner.
Most Mysterious - Winner
Z from Dubec Orko Ved
What is it? Bloody cotton balls and a caveman? An ork making a phone call? Dubec Orko Ved has set the bar high for next year's competition in this category.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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