terminatueur!!! by choucroute volante
It's always hard for me to judge this category because I think everyone is super creative even if they do sort of suck with their skills. This French dude won this year because you can totally see he has zero skills. I don't even know what's going on here. Looks like a circuit piece on the back and a melty figure and some Tau guns or something. Not sure. And then it's on a green base and stuff. I think this is basically situationist miniature painting so I don't quite get it. I didn't want to look dumb so I gave it the award.
Gandalf by Der Knecht
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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