terminatueur!!! by choucroute volante
It's always hard for me to judge this category because I think everyone is super creative even if they do sort of suck with their skills. This French dude won this year because you can totally see he has zero skills. I don't even know what's going on here. Looks like a circuit piece on the back and a melty figure and some Tau guns or something. Not sure. And then it's on a green base and stuff. I think this is basically situationist miniature painting so I don't quite get it. I didn't want to look dumb so I gave it the award.
Gandalf by Der Knecht
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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