terminatueur!!! by choucroute volante
It's always hard for me to judge this category because I think everyone is super creative even if they do sort of suck with their skills. This French dude won this year because you can totally see he has zero skills. I don't even know what's going on here. Looks like a circuit piece on the back and a melty figure and some Tau guns or something. Not sure. And then it's on a green base and stuff. I think this is basically situationist miniature painting so I don't quite get it. I didn't want to look dumb so I gave it the award.
Gandalf by Der Knecht
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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