terminatueur!!! by choucroute volante
It's always hard for me to judge this category because I think everyone is super creative even if they do sort of suck with their skills. This French dude won this year because you can totally see he has zero skills. I don't even know what's going on here. Looks like a circuit piece on the back and a melty figure and some Tau guns or something. Not sure. And then it's on a green base and stuff. I think this is basically situationist miniature painting so I don't quite get it. I didn't want to look dumb so I gave it the award.
Gandalf by Der Knecht
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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