Bethesda Softworks released their epic roleplaying game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion in March of 2006 to critical acclaim and excellent sales. A powerful editing suite was bundled along with the game, allowing players to customize the content in Oblivion and create mods that could be shared with others on the Internet. A year and a half later, Oblivion-related websites are choked to bursting with mods.
Last week we launched this series by exploring some of the useful additions to gameplay available in fan-made mods. This week we take a long and painful look at mods that focus on friendship and sex. Mostly sex. This article is not recommended for sensitive readers.
First, a brief recap of Oblivion for those of you not familiar with the game.
Got it? Good! Now we continue our agonizing journey through the world of Oblviion mods. Nudity has been blurred out of the images in this article, but not out of the larger clickable versions.
A world of pleasure and magical globes await you, Gandalf.
Attempts to make Oblivion's women sexy can sometimes backfire on mod makers.
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So, uh, do you ladies come to this crypt to inject testosterone into your boobs often?
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
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