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While there's an enchanting mythological thread of legend between the stately peacock and the fair goddess, this is the first time we've seen it rendered in sculptural form!

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By Enlightened from Bismarck, ND

This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.

Age: 56-60

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By NaughtyByNature from Enumclaw, WA

Wow! This Is a Beautiful Example of Love in Nature. What We Have Here Is a Peacock (a Bird) Gearing up to Perform Cunnilingus on a Maiden. Mega Dittos to the Lamp Makers for Capturing This Natural Moment. It Is Very Pleasing.

Age: 36-40

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By Savvy Dan from Ocala, FL

I was holding off on getting this, but with the recent news that SkyMall is bankrupt thanks to Obama, I didn't want to miss out. I ordered 3 because it would be stupid not to. If any of y'all have brains, you'll be buying everything you can get while you can still get it.

Age: 31-35

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By Prayer Warrior from Tuscaloosa, AL

Completely unacceptable. I was so busy looking at the beautiful peacock, peacock detailing and ornate tree stump that I failed to notice the nauseating nude. Like all good people, I find the female form ridiculously inappropriate and unfit for viewing. I have since removed that part of the lamp and disposed of it in a crevice.

Age: 41-50

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By Proud Turtle Breeder from Delta, UT

Pros: Been staring at her constantly. Looks like they got the details right.

Cons: Painful headaches and white spots in my vision that won't go away. Whose bright idea was it to put a blinding lightbulb next to a naked lady? That's just stupid design.

Age: 56-60

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By Wilbur Paskiewicz from Myrtle Beach, SC

SO SO BEAUTIFUL. You'll want to not only sleep with the light on but sleep with the light itself. Gorgeous plumage.

Age: 46-50

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By Scott from Appleton, WI

It doesn't capture the subtle softness, warmth and texture of human flesh that i so desperately crave

Age: 56-60

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By ProGunProLife from Richmond, VA

Skymall, I'm dying to know, what happens next? Does the bird and the lady get it on or what? Where's the follow-up lamp?

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By Waterworks from Fort Wayne, IN

My new mail order wife is making me get rid of all my bestiality themed light fixtures. Had a good run with this one, but MY NEW DICTATOR isn't having any of it. I'm in hell.

Age: 56-60

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By Randian Ready from Las Cruces, NM

Breast size is laughably small. Don't waste your money.

Age: 26-30

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