Super Happy Explosion Demon of Omi

Thursday, Jan 02, 2003 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

Epilogue - Thrust and Twirl

The pencil slides in and out of her hot, wet, ear canal.The next day the erotic exchange continued the minute Dari entered the classroom. Miss Tokyomama sat at her desk, talking distractedly about chemistry, her eyes locked with Dari's. She picked up a pencil and sharpened in slowly, licking her lips as she did so. Then, with a gentle thrusting motion, she pushed it into her ear canal searching out tenacious wax deposits. In and out the pencil slid, thrust and twirl, the eraser widened her ear canal as it pumped like a number two oil derrick.

Dari couldn't take it anymore, a fountain of semen burst forth from his groin like a Biblical flood with such force that it pinned his desk to the ceiling. Blood sprayed from his nose, joining the torrent and coating the ceiling in a mixture so vile that only the Japanese could find it erotic.

"Mr. Armostrongo!" cried Miss Tokyomama with mock outrage, "you will have to stay after school today for a private conference!"

OR IS IT?!?!?!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

Previous More Features / Articles Next

This Week on Something Awful...

Our New Drone is Our Least Menacing Yet
06-23-2017 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
The Totally Sane, Healthy World of IMDB User Lists
06-21-2017 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"