Nizar responds to a multi-fictive Tumblr by a plural system who is multiple anime characters:
|Nizar Al Fahri|
Brother, I am so sorry, but I do not know what the fuck you are talking about. You sound stupid, or maybe you are only pretending to be this? Why would you pretend such a thing? Stop it.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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