Nizar responds to a multi-fictive Tumblr by a plural system who is multiple anime characters:
|Nizar Al Fahri|
Brother, I am so sorry, but I do not know what the fuck you are talking about. You sound stupid, or maybe you are only pretending to be this? Why would you pretend such a thing? Stop it.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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