Nizar responds to a multi-fictive Tumblr by a plural system who is multiple anime characters:
|Nizar Al Fahri|
Brother, I am so sorry, but I do not know what the fuck you are talking about. You sound stupid, or maybe you are only pretending to be this? Why would you pretend such a thing? Stop it.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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