Nizar responds to a multi-fictive Tumblr by a plural system who is multiple anime characters:
|Nizar Al Fahri|
Brother, I am so sorry, but I do not know what the fuck you are talking about. You sound stupid, or maybe you are only pretending to be this? Why would you pretend such a thing? Stop it.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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