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Reppin': Third Eye Blind
Whoa whoa whoa, hands off those piping hot clams!! Holy cow, your arm keeps shaking because your muscle memory knows the natural response to a thread about Slappin Pussies. Your arm is quivering and shivering because you got LARGE ASS HANDS and youre ready to just slap the hell out of a pussy or at least post about doing it
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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