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Reppin': Third Eye Blind
Whoa whoa whoa, hands off those piping hot clams!! Holy cow, your arm keeps shaking because your muscle memory knows the natural response to a thread about Slappin Pussies. Your arm is quivering and shivering because you got LARGE ASS HANDS and youre ready to just slap the hell out of a pussy or at least post about doing it
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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