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Reppin': Third Eye Blind
Whoa whoa whoa, hands off those piping hot clams!! Holy cow, your arm keeps shaking because your muscle memory knows the natural response to a thread about Slappin Pussies. Your arm is quivering and shivering because you got LARGE ASS HANDS and youre ready to just slap the hell out of a pussy or at least post about doing it
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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