~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
Has a game's "Japanesque" traits ever turned you off? - X-Blades features a special combination of cinematic style, beautiful animation, and relentless, high speed gameplay. Players assume the role of Ayumi, a stunningly seductive yet tenacious heroine who battles enemies with her pistol blades, acrobatic ability, and magic spells. With full anime cut scenes, the story unfolds revealing demonic powers and spectacular landscapes, all ripe for exploration and battles.
Video game commercials: Everybody do the Zelda Thriller! - More commercials need a Thriller style presentation.
Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix - no more adjectives please - Editor's Choice: Game of the Year 2008
We Come In Peace: The Aliens vs Predator Let's Play Megathread - If only the Alien vs. Predator movie was as good as the game...
~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Ask me about being a dwarf. A dwarf walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he's finished the barman says "That'll be £3.20 please", and the dwarf replies "Sorry mate, I'm a little short".
Tell me about how you almost got killed. (but then... didn't!) Every time I unwrap a microwave pizza, I am dicing with death. I live for danger (and pepperoni).
Tell me how to fix my VIRGIN SEX erection problems (Please!) I'm just gonna go ahead and quote Veritron in the third post: "Try smoking up right before you try to have sex."
TELL me your niftiest expressions.. When you tell your kids to go to bed, tell them to go "Up the little wooden hill into the land of nod". Alternatively you could tell them "fucking get in bed NOW" - either way it's a memory they'll cherish forever.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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