That's when I took him into a field full of wild wolves which murdered him.

I immediately blamed ilita for our demise, claiming the wolves were "attracted to jerks." This seemed to confused poor ilita, but since I hate him and I hate this game, I really didn't give a shit.

So, in summary, this game is terrible and I hate it. The end.

Graphics:- 8
Gameplay:- 10
Story:- 10
Sound:- 5
Fun:- 8
Overall:- 41

Each category in the rating system is based out of a possible -10 score (-10 being the worst). The overall score is based out of a possible -50 score (-50 being the worst).

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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