That's when I took him into a field full of wild wolves which murdered him.
I immediately blamed ilita for our demise, claiming the wolves were "attracted to jerks." This seemed to confused poor ilita, but since I hate him and I hate this game, I really didn't give a shit.
So, in summary, this game is terrible and I hate it. The end.
Each category in the rating system is based out of a possible -10 score (-10 being the worst). The overall score is based out of a possible -50 score (-50 being the worst).
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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