That's when I took him into a field full of wild wolves which murdered him.
I immediately blamed ilita for our demise, claiming the wolves were "attracted to jerks." This seemed to confused poor ilita, but since I hate him and I hate this game, I really didn't give a shit.
So, in summary, this game is terrible and I hate it. The end.
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