Chapter Three - Knock the Pants off that Ass! (page 5)
Huzzah and hooray! Mr. Kyanka is now looking "sharp as a thumbtack", and ready to nail that job like a cheap whore! Although you may not be able to discern it from the picture, our subject has even taken a bath! This brings up two very important points:
1) Personal hygiene is very important. Be sure to bathe regularly.
2) Bathe BEFORE dressing yourself.
I cannot stress how important that these two steps be followed in the order they were written. Nothing screams out "unprofessional" quite like a person wearing a wet, soapy mess of an outfit! Take some pride in how you look and remember to bathe BEFORE dressing! If you do not own a shower or bathtub, I would recommend using a neighbor's pool. If no pool is available, try breaking into a YMCA and using theirs. If there are no YMCA's near, go down to Wal Mart and rub those mushroom-shaped air fresheners all over your private areas. If they are out of air fresheners, invite your boss to interview you near a meat rendering factory.
Only three episodes left until the big finale of this show! The finale you have all been waiting for to season 4. Or was it season 5?
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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