Chapter Three - Knock the Pants off that Ass! (page 3)
SLIGHTLY LESS WRONG
Now we're moving in the correct direction, but we still have far to go! Our subject has procured a pair of tennis shoes and has removed the various stains from his wardrobe, but the grasp of success is still very distant! Let's get this poor sod into shape and ready for "the big day"!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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