Chapter Three - Knock the Pants off that Ass! (page 3)
SLIGHTLY LESS WRONG
Now we're moving in the correct direction, but we still have far to go! Our subject has procured a pair of tennis shoes and has removed the various stains from his wardrobe, but the grasp of success is still very distant! Let's get this poor sod into shape and ready for "the big day"!
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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