Chapter Three - Knock the Pants off that Ass! (page 2)
Notice the slumped over, unkempt appearance! Woe be to the boss who hires this poor sod! His hair appears to be a bird's nest of some sort, his "WCW Nitro" shirt is stained and wrinkled, and his pants seem to have been stolen from a Salvation Army dumpster! This is definitely not "hiring material", or as we in the biz call it, "hiring material". Let's whip this unfortunate drifter into shape!
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
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