Behind the prank: Originally I intended for this prank to be about a fake and incredibly complex fantasy football league I was in. However, as you'll soon notice, it got steered into a completely... "different" direction.
Chiefs Fan - Hey!
Lowtax - Hey!
Chiefs Fan - Whats up?
Lowtax - Just going through my draft picks.
Chiefs Fan - Cool. You in a FFL?
Lowtax - What's that, some kind of Jetsons fan club?
Chiefs Fan - Fantasy Football League
Lowtax - Ohhhh! Sorry, I'm not good with the inter-net lingo. OLL!
Lowtax - Yeah, I'm in a Fantasy Football League.
Chiefs Fan - Which one? Check out FFLPros? or regional?
Lowtax - Yeah, the FFL, the XWA, the QVC, the POP3, I tried all those but they were boring.
Chiefs Fan - What do you mean? Their all alot alike : )
Lowtax - There's all those rules and stuff. You can't have fun with them. My friends and I got sick of all the complicated rules of the football leagues so we made our own and it's much more fun.
Chiefs Fan - Cool! : ) DO you have a website?
Lowtax - Yes
Chiefs Fan - What is it?
Lowtax - An address on the Internet that is used to store information.
Chiefs Fan - WHat?
Lowtax - A website is an address on the Internet that is used to store information.
Chiefs Fan - No, what's your website adress?
Lowtax - Oh, sorry. It's www.proregionalquarterlyfootballleague.com but it's down right now because my friend is installing SAMoFOS on it.
Chiefs Fan - Dang. I wanted to read more about it : (
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. Don't believe me? I'm there ALREADY.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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