Behind the prank: Originally I intended for this prank to be about a fake and incredibly complex fantasy football league I was in. However, as you'll soon notice, it got steered into a completely... "different" direction.
Chiefs Fan - Hey!
Lowtax - Hey!
Chiefs Fan - Whats up?
Lowtax - Just going through my draft picks.
Chiefs Fan - Cool. You in a FFL?
Lowtax - What's that, some kind of Jetsons fan club?
Chiefs Fan - Fantasy Football League
Lowtax - Ohhhh! Sorry, I'm not good with the inter-net lingo. OLL!
Lowtax - Yeah, I'm in a Fantasy Football League.
Chiefs Fan - Which one? Check out FFLPros? or regional?
Lowtax - Yeah, the FFL, the XWA, the QVC, the POP3, I tried all those but they were boring.
Chiefs Fan - What do you mean? Their all alot alike : )
Lowtax - There's all those rules and stuff. You can't have fun with them. My friends and I got sick of all the complicated rules of the football leagues so we made our own and it's much more fun.
Chiefs Fan - Cool! : ) DO you have a website?
Lowtax - Yes
Chiefs Fan - What is it?
Lowtax - An address on the Internet that is used to store information.
Chiefs Fan - WHat?
Lowtax - A website is an address on the Internet that is used to store information.
Chiefs Fan - No, what's your website adress?
Lowtax - Oh, sorry. It's www.proregionalquarterlyfootballleague.com but it's down right now because my friend is installing SAMoFOS on it.
Chiefs Fan - Dang. I wanted to read more about it : (
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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