Lowtax - You're not a big football fan, are you?
Chiefs Fan - I'm a Chiefs fan (look at my name : ) ) but I dont know all that much about football or Canada football.
Lowtax - That's okay, maybe our league wasn't cut out for you. You see the Chiefs game last week?
Chiefs Fan - Against Seattle?
Lowtax - Yeah. How many POSs per WYSIWYG did Grbac get?
Chiefs Fan - What?
Lowtax - Nevermind. Hey look, I gotta go train the bats. I'll talk to you later.
Chiefs Fan - Okay, vbye : )
Lowtax - Good luck doing whatever the hell you do.
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