Lowtax - You're not a big football fan, are you?

Chiefs Fan - I'm a Chiefs fan (look at my name : ) ) but I dont know all that much about football or Canada football.

Lowtax - That's okay, maybe our league wasn't cut out for you. You see the Chiefs game last week?

Chiefs Fan - Against Seattle?

Lowtax - Yeah. How many POSs per WYSIWYG did Grbac get?

Chiefs Fan - What?

Lowtax - Nevermind. Hey look, I gotta go train the bats. I'll talk to you later.

Chiefs Fan - Okay, vbye : )

Lowtax - Good luck doing whatever the hell you do.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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