Lowtax - You're not a big football fan, are you?
Chiefs Fan - I'm a Chiefs fan (look at my name : ) ) but I dont know all that much about football or Canada football.
Lowtax - That's okay, maybe our league wasn't cut out for you. You see the Chiefs game last week?
Chiefs Fan - Against Seattle?
Lowtax - Yeah. How many POSs per WYSIWYG did Grbac get?
Chiefs Fan - What?
Lowtax - Nevermind. Hey look, I gotta go train the bats. I'll talk to you later.
Chiefs Fan - Okay, vbye : )
Lowtax - Good luck doing whatever the hell you do.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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