Cactus Frankie: oh okay

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: wtf ok whatever END START

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: START IS THIS BETTER YOU STUPID MACHINE????? EMND START

Lowtax: Thank you very much! Now please explain what happened to you on the Something Awful Forums and your reason for a refund. Do not use word beginning with the letter "y" or else my code might shut down this Internet.

Cactus Frankie: i registred and account on january and read all the gay rules and posted a thread for code on the 3d0 so i could download night trap and make a new game about it

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: OH WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID COMPUTER

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: GOD SHUT UP FINE

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: START i registred and account on january and read all the gay rules and posted a thread for code on the 3d0 so i could download night trap and make a new game about it END START

Lowtax: Thank you, your response has been noted. Could you please offer more information about this game you planned on creating?

Cactus Frankie: yeah it was gona be about night trap except the chicks would be in a porn

Cactus Frankie: like u walk in on the porn and somebody is trying 2 murder them in scream

Cactus Frankie: the movie

Cactus Frankie: u could look in the merror like Duke Nukem too

Cactus Frankie: and buy upgraeds

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: WTF??????????????????????

Cactus Frankie: GOD DAMIT

More Pranks [ICQ]

This Week on Something Awful...

  • The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    ‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.

  • Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.