Cactus Frankie: oh okay

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: wtf ok whatever END START

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: START IS THIS BETTER YOU STUPID MACHINE????? EMND START

Lowtax: Thank you very much! Now please explain what happened to you on the Something Awful Forums and your reason for a refund. Do not use word beginning with the letter "y" or else my code might shut down this Internet.

Cactus Frankie: i registred and account on january and read all the gay rules and posted a thread for code on the 3d0 so i could download night trap and make a new game about it

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: OH WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID COMPUTER

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: GOD SHUT UP FINE

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: START i registred and account on january and read all the gay rules and posted a thread for code on the 3d0 so i could download night trap and make a new game about it END START

Lowtax: Thank you, your response has been noted. Could you please offer more information about this game you planned on creating?

Cactus Frankie: yeah it was gona be about night trap except the chicks would be in a porn

Cactus Frankie: like u walk in on the porn and somebody is trying 2 murder them in scream

Cactus Frankie: the movie

Cactus Frankie: u could look in the merror like Duke Nukem too

Cactus Frankie: and buy upgraeds

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: WTF??????????????????????

Cactus Frankie: GOD DAMIT

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