Cactus Frankie: START yeah it was gona be about night trap except the chicks would be in a porn eND START

Lowtax: Thank you, your response has been noted. Could you please reveal the name of your game for our records?

Cactus Frankie: start it was gonna be called "sexy kingdom" end start

Lowtax: Thank you, your response has been noted. Are you aware that your idea for a game seems to violate federal copyright laws with a previously released Something Awful LLC game entitled "Smash Tokyo Jesus Fist 2000"?

Cactus Frankie: WTF?~!

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: START WTF????? END START

Lowtax: Thank you, your response has been noted. Our records indicate that you were banned from the Something Awful Forums (www.megatokyo.com) due to the following complaint:

Lowtax: SAF VIOLATION 4732: Intending to copyright a previously copywritten work of art entitled "Smash Tokyo Jesus Fist 2000."

Cactus Frankie: WHAT NO WAY U STUPIED COMPUTER

Cactus Frankie: THATS BS AND U FUCKEN KNOW IT

Cactus Frankie: I WAS GONNA USE THE 3D0 TO NA MAKE A NEW GAME NOT TAHT BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Cactus Frankie: PUT LOWTAX ON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: FUCK U PUT LOWTAX ON NOW!!!

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: PUT LOWTAX ON

Cactus Frankie: eND START

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: PUT LOWTAX ON END START FUYCK OFF END SART

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: HTHIS IS BULLSTHI I WANT MY $#10!!!!!!

Lowtax: I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, PLEASE BEGIN ALL MESSAGES WITH THE WORD "START" AND END THEM WITH THE WORD "END START!"

Cactus Frankie: START FUCK OFF COMPUTER AND FUCK OFF YOUR INTERNET END START

Lowtax: Thank you, your response has been noted.

Lowtax: Cactus Frankie?

Lowtax: Are you there?

Lowtax: Oh Cactus Frankie, can you hear me? Can you feel me near you?

Lowtax: End start.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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