Sweet Princess - hello!
Lowtax - oh why hello kindling!
Sweet Princess - Do you like erotic? : - )
Lowtax - who's erotic
Sweet Princess - What? : - )
Lowtax - sorry, I'm not so flimsy at Amamrican English, I just moved here from overseas.
Sweet Princess - Well do you want to visit an absolutely free erotic site?
Lowtax - Im sorry, what is erotic? Im from England, so I dont speak so good. Please explaine...?
Sweet Princess - Do you want to see hot, uncensored XXX pics? : - )
Lowtax - Pics of what? of you? Sweep Princess pics?
Sweet Princess - Yes, some of me. : - )
Lowtax - Hotty! Some of you...? like the half of you? Which parts?
Sweet Princess - The important half!
Lowtax - The thorax???
Sweet Princess - Yah, and my breasts.
Lowtax - Hot camel! Sure, please send the link!
Sweet Princess - (URL CENSORED SO THE SPAMMER WON'T GET ANY TRAFFIC FROM HERE)
Lowtax - thank! are you modeling?
Sweet Princess - Yes. : - ) I do some modeling.
Lowtax - Model your thorax?
Sweet Princess - Some hardcore things for my site, (URL CENSORED SO THE SPAMMER WON'T GET ANY TRAFFIC FROM HERE). Did you check it out yet?
Lowtax - Im in the protest of checking it out, my computer must shut down CAD programme immediately
Lowtax - I use the programme
Lowtax - To programme
Lowtax - THE COMPUTER MACHIENE!!!
Sweet Princess - Neat! Have you seen the site yet?
Lowtax - I use CAD to program robots for battel. They compete against enemys. Have you seen robot battle competition?
Sweet Princess - Robot battle?
Lowtax - Yes, on the Amamrican tele. Where robots battle for a grande competitian. Have you seen the show? "Robot Warts"?
Sweet Princess - Robot Wars?
Lowtax - Yes, that ! I design robots much along like that! Except the competition is much more fierce. We donot silly down our show for Amamrican tele. We are skilled in the robotic arts.
Lowtax - I used to be an engineer at Kroger Polytech until I left
Sweet Princess - Why did you leave?
Lowtax - Because I decided to leave on my own free will because they said I must leave after the tragic accident I created
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