StaceY - How long dose the cord reach back?? Can you see it all the way in the back of the friedge with it???

Lowtax - I don't know, let me see!

Lowtax - Ah shit

Lowtax - Hey Stacey, the computer monitor locked up and the door of the goddamn fridge door won't open back up all the way.

StaceY - What???

Lowtax - This thing is still a prototype and it locks up alot. Now the goddamn door won't open and I'm wedged in here next to the watermelon and chocolate milk.

StaceY - That sounds dangerous!!

Lowtax - Well luckily it can be remotely rebooted. Can you do me a favor and send me a message giving the computer instructions so it reboots? I dont want to have to kick out the door like I did to my wife's house.

StaceY - Oh no sure what do I type??

Lowtax - Okay, type this:

293-COM:http://www.eNetiConAppliance.domain.reg.4823.remotecon:-command reboot

Just copy and paste what I typed above and it should get the message and reboot.

StaceY - 293-COM:http://www.eNetiConAppliance.domain.reg.4823.remotecon:-command reboot

Lowtax - Shit, that did't work. Let me see if I can pull up the manual here saying how to do a reboot.

Lowtax - Oh, here it is. Okay, here are the instructions: you have to type that command I sent you before and send it. Then, within 5 seconds of it sending, you have to hit ALT-F4. That sends some SYSEX message to the computer here and it will reboot.

Lowtax - Do you have all that?

StaceY - Yeah let me try now

Lowtax - Thanks, please hurry, I think my knee is in a bowl of something awful.

StaceY - 293-COM:http://www.eNetiConAppliance.domain.reg.4823.remotecon:-command reboot

(StaceY went offline)

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

More Pranks [ICQ]

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Lair Flair!

    Lair Flair!

    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

  • SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.