DebbieH: Oh, I'm not sure if that is legal!!! But it's ok, I wont tell anyone ;)!
Zack: Awesome! You are awesome. Hot girls on girls are awesome! Louis is only 9 maybe I shouldn't show him.
DebbieH: Oh, maybe not. Especially if he does not like Girls on Girls. Maybe you have other friends to show?
Zack: I could show my little brother. He loves girls on girls.
DebbieH: How old is he???
DebbieH: Oh... I suppose if your parents say it is O.K then it would be alright to show him?
Zack: I'm not telling them are you kidding?!! They HATE girls on girls. They just don't understand the appeal. Connor does, he loves them.
DebbieH: Is Connor your little brother???
DebbieH: Lol!! Well, if he wants to look at them then it would be O.K to show him, don't you think?? ;)
Zack: Hey I think that sounds great. The more pornography I can expose him to the healthier he will be when he grows up. And nothing gives a man good preconceptions about sex like HOT HOT HOT!!! Girls on Girls!!!
Zack: Okay I just signed him up for an account too.
DebbieH: Wow, that's great!!
Zack: Is there anyone else you think I should sign up for an account? Connor has a couple friends who might like girls on girls.
DebbieH: I want to let you know that our site runs on a consensual-consensual basis, which means the GIRLS are consensual to being, well, on girls, and the customers are consensual to seeing them.
DebbieH: If you know of anyone who might like it please refer them to our site!
Zack: Oh okay, well you said the girls liked it and liked being paid lots of money so I think that sounds on the level to me.
Zack: Hey, Connor's teacher is online. I will ask her if she wants an account hang on.
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