Lowtax - Where do you live?!?

Corn_Boy - I am in new zealand

Lowtax - Wow! I was going to build a robot for a company in New Zealand! They are named "Ochnop Technologies" - have you heard of them?

Corn_Boy - no sorry, I do not know much about the robot industre

Lowtax - You should, some day robots will be in your house! Wether you know it or not!

Pusher robots
Shover robots
Force robots
Bumping robots

you know!

Corn_Boy - I hope that they dont go crasy and shoot me

Lowtax - ROBOTS DO NOT SHOOTS Guns shoots and robots dont go crazy unless you tell them too.

The Pusher robot I am making will shove around the blind people and take them to the store. Then the Shover robot will push bread into their throats.

Corn_Boy - you mucst be a very nice person to be making helper robots

Lowtax - I like to do my part. One day my Space Robots will revolutionize the world! And space!

Lowtax - Space has a terrible power!

Corn_Boy - do you mean like the worm-holes from star trek

Lowtax - I do not watch star trek, it is LIES!@! Space has a terrible power, and my robots will help

Corn_Boy - what is the power?

Lowtax - Venus power = radiation = the Devil! My robots will turn this and make our space program work this time! My pusher robot will shove the space shuttle, and my shover robot will push the astronauts out of harm's way. Do you understand?

Corn_Boy - not really, you must be alot smarter than me

Lowtax - I am smart, but it is the secret power of the universe and the terrible space secret, my friend!!!

I am working on AI for my Push-robot, it can type and almost converse like a human! Do you want me to show you?

Corn_Boy - yes please!

Lowtax - OK, I will put the robot on the keyboard. One second

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE

HELLO CORN_BOY

GREATINGS 7

WHAT ARE YOU DOING CORN_BOY?

PAK CHOOIE

Corn_Boy - hELLO ROBOT PLEASE CALL ME CORNELIUS I AM WATCHING THE TELEVISION RIGHT NOW WHAT KIND OF ROBOT ARE YOU

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