Lowtax - Robots cannot be evil, you are silly!!!

Corn_Boy - I am sorry, I am not a robot scientest, but be very careful friend! he is a scemeing robot

Lowtax - Oh, here he comes! His eyes are glowing and he is holding something shiny. Let me go see what he has, brb

Corn_Boy - please be careful

Corn_Boy - hello! are you there!!

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

HELLO

DATASTREAM - DATASTREAM

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Corn_Boy - where is my friend robot!

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

HE CANNOT CANNOT USE ICQ NOW HE HAS GONE DOWN THE STAIRS

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Corn_Boy - nonono is he alright robot!

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

I AM NOT A ROBOT OF THAT TYPE TO EXAMINE

DATA: TO PROTECT FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE

DATA: SHOVE

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Corn_Boy - call an ambulance robot!

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

I CANNOT DO THAT

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Corn_Boy - is there a medicall robot there?????

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Corn_Boy - noo, you cannot come here go away robot, you are scaring me

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

QUESTION: PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I MAY -> I MAY COME AND HELP YOU

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Corn_Boy - nononon I am not telling you! robot. can you access your transistor gigaflop switch to the analogue Proteus nord rack 2 Quasimidi ray diode.

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

ANSWER: YES I CAN PERFORM THAT

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Corn_Boy - go away robot! is mr lowtax alright robot??

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

YOU ARE FILTH

PAK CH

Corn_Boy - AM what are you saying robot, plese stop it I do not like you. turn yourself off robot!

Corn_Boy - are you there MR lowtax??

Corn_Boy - mr lowtax are you alright??

Corn_Boy - are you there lowtax?????

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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