Lowtax - PM PAK CHOOIE PAK CHOOIE

HELLO

I AM A PUSHER-ROBOT

I WAS HAVE BEEN CREATED AS TO BEING HELP FOR THE-> -> -> BEING HELP!

CAN I HELP YOU?

PAK CHOOIE

Corn_Boy - I AM TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HELPING ME SORRY DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS ROBOT?

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE

I WHAT?

I AM TO HELP HERE TO HELP YOU AND HUMANS

PAK CHOOIE

Corn_Boy - WHAT DOES PAK CHOOIE MEAN ROBOT YOU CAN HELP ME BY TELLING ME ROBOT

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE

THE ANSWER IS: CODE

DATA: SHOVE PUSH SHOVE

I AM A PUSHER ROBOT

PAK CHOOIE

Corn_Boy - HAVE YOU BEEN PUSHING ANYTHING ROBOT

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE

ANSWER: ITEMS PUSHED - GRANDMOTHER

TARGET - STAIRS

IT WAS THAT I DID

PAK CHOOIE

Corn_Boy - OH NO ARE YOU THE BAD ROBOT

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE

I AM SORRY, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Corn_Boy - WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA ROBOT?

Lowtax - PAK CHOOIE UNF

I AM A PUSHER ROBOT.

DATA: TO START FIRES
TARGET: GRANDMOTHER
DATA: LIES

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Lowtax - Hey, what's the robot typing? I can't see

Corn_Boy - HE Is scaring me, he wants to start fires and he is the one that pushed grandma, look out friend!

Lowtax - What? This isn't the robot that pushed grandma down the stairs and lit her on fire and started writing swastikas on the walls. That was my Shove Robot. This one is different.

Corn_Boy - nono lookout!! it is taking about pushing grandma and starting fires

Lowtax - No, I don't think it would do something like that. This robot is built from a tape recorder and has a computer in it. He is better than the other robot.

Corn_Boy - lookout !!1!!! he said this too me -=

You have received a message!
PAK CHOOIE UNF

I AM A PUSHER ROBOT.

DATA: TO START FIRES
TARGET: GRANDMOTHER
DATA: LIES

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Lowtax - But... I don't understand how that is possible. I didn't program him to do that, I programmed him to help the homeless and push the homeless into their boxes / houses and shove the space station away from the Terrible Space Secret.

That's odd, the robot left! I can't find where he went.

Corn_Boy - be very careful, he is scary, does he have an off button?

Lowtax - No, I hard encoded the transistor gigaflop switch to the analogue Proteus nord rack 2 Quasimidi ray diode. He should turn himself off.

That's odd, the lights turned off.

Corn_Boy - ohno RUn awya!! he is evil

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