My HIGHLY OFFICIAL and WELL RESEARCHED reply to the Attorney General of New York, regarding Mr. Felix Yukilevich:
I haven't heard back from the State of New York or Felix yet, so I guess I won by default. Either that or Felix has moved on to bigger and more important things, such as trying to successfully open his front door without requiring the assistance of several trained men.- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Many people love to threaten to sue us. Luckily we have both Leonard "J." Crabs and common sense on our side, thus enabling us to easily defeat such trivialities. Remember - when you're on the Internet, you can threaten to sue for anything!