The best part of ASDA Story had nothing to do with the actual game. Since ASDA's main feature consisted of some goofy soul mate system, many pathetic and lonely saps posted pictures of themselves and pleas for any other equally lonely human to marry them in a video game.

I think this is what they call a haiku.

Uh oh! Looks like Luzaf got hold of the Sharpie again!

I like to pretend I am an intimidating naked man :P

Only mad playas in da hoodz roll with Grapes.

Yeah if I were Russia I'd kick this dofus out too.

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"Free" MMORPGs have grown in popularity to the point of supersaturation. How on Earth can one person possibly play them all and determine the best platform for painfully long level grinding, illiterate online communities, and fatal bugs? MMO Roulette examines a different online "free" role playing game every other week, providing you the lowdown on each. Every chamber is loaded when you play MMO Roulette.

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