The best part of ASDA Story had nothing to do with the actual game. Since ASDA's main feature consisted of some goofy soul mate system, many pathetic and lonely saps posted pictures of themselves and pleas for any other equally lonely human to marry them in a video game.

I think this is what they call a haiku.

Uh oh! Looks like Luzaf got hold of the Sharpie again!

I like to pretend I am an intimidating naked man :P

Only mad playas in da hoodz roll with Grapes.

Yeah if I were Russia I'd kick this dofus out too.

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