Though I may have missed out on the most important feature of internet gaming, I don't think I will ever regret not playing this game longer. Outside of the soul mate shtick, ASDA Story follows every Korean cookie cutter MMO before it. "Click on an enemy, wait as numbers fly around on the screen, collect loot, repeat."


I can't honestly say I really paid attention to what I threw together in a video montage for this bi-weekly update. I am not saying that I had to drink myself stupid to play this game but lets just pretend the video is artsy or some stupid crap like that. With that said, I hope each and every one of you enjoyed the wild roller coaster that ASDA Story... blah blah blah blah.

Community-10
Quests-8
Grind-10
Creepiness-10
Fun-7
Overall-45

Thanks to these jerks that wouldn't be my soul mate: Chaostime, Inkel, Nobuu, Dark_Talon, ABrassMonocle, Lord Julius III, HulkaMatt, Yarrbossa, Kamoc, Pulp Friction, Spelling Mitsake, Gaspar Lewis, and Rexicon1.

– Steve "Khad" Grant

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