Though I may have missed out on the most important feature of internet gaming, I don't think I will ever regret not playing this game longer. Outside of the soul mate shtick, ASDA Story follows every Korean cookie cutter MMO before it. "Click on an enemy, wait as numbers fly around on the screen, collect loot, repeat."
I can't honestly say I really paid attention to what I threw together in a video montage for this bi-weekly update. I am not saying that I had to drink myself stupid to play this game but lets just pretend the video is artsy or some stupid crap like that. With that said, I hope each and every one of you enjoyed the wild roller coaster that ASDA Story... blah blah blah blah.
Thanks to these jerks that wouldn't be my soul mate: Chaostime, Inkel, Nobuu, Dark_Talon, ABrassMonocle, Lord Julius III, HulkaMatt, Yarrbossa, Kamoc, Pulp Friction, Spelling Mitsake, Gaspar Lewis, and Rexicon1.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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