Jesus Christ I don't even have to write a caption for this one.

My hobbies include hanging out in women's restrooms with a video camera.

Ahaha like this dork is ever going to find out how good people are "on the inside."

It wouldn't be such a hell hole if you turned a god damn light on.

Aww man whats goin' on? Woah look at my hand... man...

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