Though I did my best not to talk to anyone who takes this game seriously, the community made my job easy this time by providing pictures of themselves. So to the potentially hideous player-base: thank you for allowing me to slack off even more!
Luckily, that super massive black hole will RIP THIS WITCH TO SHREDS.
I think he's pissed off at someone making fun of his dress.
MY GOD SHE IS COVERED IN TUMORS. SOMEONE SAVE HER.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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