Though I did my best not to talk to anyone who takes this game seriously, the community made my job easy this time by providing pictures of themselves. So to the potentially hideous player-base: thank you for allowing me to slack off even more!

Luckily, that super massive black hole will RIP THIS WITCH TO SHREDS.


I think he's pissed off at someone making fun of his dress.


MY GOD SHE IS COVERED IN TUMORS. SOMEONE SAVE HER.


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"Free" MMORPGs have grown in popularity to the point of supersaturation. How on Earth can one person possibly play them all and determine the best platform for painfully long level grinding, illiterate online communities, and fatal bugs? MMO Roulette examines a different online "free" role playing game every other week, providing you the lowdown on each. Every chamber is loaded when you play MMO Roulette.

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