Livestock: can you imagine what it would be like
Livestock: to live life through the eyes of a duck
Livestock: sent into the future
Livestock: to combat evil
Livestock: yes me too
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.