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Venture Capitalism with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: Do you want to go into business with me?
Moof: Okay.
Livestock: We're going to get a bunch of Saint Bernards, okay?
Livestock: And then we're going to put cameras in those little barrels around their necks.
Livestock: And we'll train them to look up skirts.
Livestock: And well post the videos on a website.
Moof: They won't do that.
Livestock: Why not?
Moof: They are too honorable.
Livestock: Not if we get them drunk first!
Livestock: Anyway all you have to do is supply the money.
Livestock: And help me train these dogs to look up dames' skirts!

He changed the subject after that, because I think he is afraid of becoming too successful.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)