Livestock: I am working on a new emoticon
Livestock: do you want a preview
Moof: yes please
Livestock: what do you think
Moof: do you think it can be pulled off?
Livestock: i think so
Moof: if you can pull it off you know it will change everything
Moof: if you fail
Moof: i dont even want to go there
Livestock: i got a donut
Livestock: and inside the donut
Livestock: was not the custard i was counting on
Livestock: but some kind of jam?
Moof: it was a surprise
Livestock: moof i don't need to tell you how horrified i was
Moof: jam donuts are the best kind
Livestock: no custard donuts
Moof: no actually
Moof: HBO shows include
Moof: the best dogs in the world
Moof: the best beards in the world
Moof: the biggest apples in the country
Moof: that is all
Livestock: that is not true at all
Moof: maybe we get different programming
Livestock: no bones about it!! custard is the way to go!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.