Livestock: moof do you
Livestock: ever dream of living in an owl rich nation
Moof: i once lived in an owl rich nation
Moof: i remember one christmas
Moof: the tree was filled with lights
Moof: and owls
Livestock: was it a hoot
Moof: the next year they were all gone
Livestock: what do you suppose became of the owls
Moof: they stopped believing in jessu :(
Moof: owls :(
Livestock: lets settle this on the court
Moof: you are going down
Moof: all the way down town
Livestock: i'm going to put
Livestock: the nail in your coffin
Moof: i am going to put
Moof: the sugar in your tea
Livestock: thanks i like a lot
Moof: how many sugars would you like :)
Livestock: as many as you can spare i don't want to taste anything bitter
Moof: okay no problem
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Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.