Livestock: moof do you
Livestock: ever dream of living in an owl rich nation
Moof: i once lived in an owl rich nation
Moof: i remember one christmas
Moof: the tree was filled with lights
Moof: and owls
Livestock: was it a hoot
Moof: the next year they were all gone
Livestock: what do you suppose became of the owls
Moof: they stopped believing in jessu :(
Moof: owls :(
Livestock: lets settle this on the court
Moof: you are going down
Moof: all the way down town
Livestock: i'm going to put
Livestock: the nail in your coffin
Moof: i am going to put
Moof: the sugar in your tea
Livestock: thanks i like a lot
Moof: how many sugars would you like :)
Livestock: as many as you can spare i don't want to taste anything bitter
Moof: okay no problem
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.