Hydrogen: Ah, the age-old technique of seduction by ball-flashing.
Trillaphon: Tiananwomen Square will never forget this - the day this mountain of a man, this mythical adonis hoisted himself up on his mighty pommel steed and said "I Will Not Be Intimidated, I Will Not Be Controlled, I Will Not Adhere to Gym Dress Policies or the Timeless Oppression of Tight, Junk-Tyrannizing Undershackles-"
Hydrogen: ...I had 50 jokes ready about this scene, but none of them can possibly begin to approach the pommel horse in the middle of "Tiananwomen Square". Carry on.
Trillaphon: "REMEMBER BOYS, THEY CAN TAKE OUR MEMBERSHIP CARDS AND COMPLIMENTARY LANYARDS, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!" And so it was, that day at the Hanging of the Brain.
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