Hydrogen: Ah, the age-old technique of seduction by ball-flashing.
Trillaphon: Tiananwomen Square will never forget this - the day this mountain of a man, this mythical adonis hoisted himself up on his mighty pommel steed and said "I Will Not Be Intimidated, I Will Not Be Controlled, I Will Not Adhere to Gym Dress Policies or the Timeless Oppression of Tight, Junk-Tyrannizing Undershackles-"
Hydrogen: ...I had 50 jokes ready about this scene, but none of them can possibly begin to approach the pommel horse in the middle of "Tiananwomen Square". Carry on.
Trillaphon: "REMEMBER BOYS, THEY CAN TAKE OUR MEMBERSHIP CARDS AND COMPLIMENTARY LANYARDS, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!" And so it was, that day at the Hanging of the Brain.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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