Hydrogen: And now, it's time for a closer look at the man, the mystery, the munchkin that is...Wendell. (Watch on Youtube)
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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