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Not Enough Chewbacca?!
Zack "Salvation From Chewbacca" Parsons here. If you haven't had your fill of Chewbacca yet - and really how is that even possible - then I suggest you take a gander at the feature I just posted. It's a 5 episode series of comics devoted to the incomparable Modern Wookie himself.
Why are you hanging around here?! Do you think Chewbacca is honestly going to have anything useful to say about the ALoD?! Go check out this comic!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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