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Not Enough Chewbacca?!
Zack "Salvation From Chewbacca" Parsons here. If you haven't had your fill of Chewbacca yet - and really how is that even possible - then I suggest you take a gander at the feature I just posted. It's a 5 episode series of comics devoted to the incomparable Modern Wookie himself.
Why are you hanging around here?! Do you think Chewbacca is honestly going to have anything useful to say about the ALoD?! Go check out this comic!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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