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Not Enough Chewbacca?!
Zack "Salvation From Chewbacca" Parsons here. If you haven't had your fill of Chewbacca yet - and really how is that even possible - then I suggest you take a gander at the feature I just posted. It's a 5 episode series of comics devoted to the incomparable Modern Wookie himself.
Why are you hanging around here?! Do you think Chewbacca is honestly going to have anything useful to say about the ALoD?! Go check out this comic!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.