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Name: Vermin
Breed: Rottweiler
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
Relationship Status: Single
Location: In and around Shaggy Butte
Rating: (.5 out of 5 bones)
ePets: Vermin has been ePetted 0 times.

EDITOR'S REVIEW: Vermin, quite simply, is a mean and hateful dog. In the few short months since he arrived on the scene, he has caused nothing but misery and suffering for other dogs, dog owners, and dog lovers in general. Leader of a gang of miscreant mutts, Vermin has carefully eliminated or crippled the competition in a mad dash for power. Though his past is largely shrouded in legends and tall tales, one thing is for certain: Vermin is a force to be reckoned with.

--BarkWire Senior Editor Chris Bluefield

User Reviews

64 Reviews for Vermin - Displaying 55-59



NOT A FAN OF THIS DOG!
Posted by ELMO STEPHENS [Read other reviews by ELMO STEPHENS]
(1/2 Bone)

DON'T LIKE THIS DOG ONE BIT. HAVE NOT ENCOUNTERED DOG PERSONALLY BUT HAVE HEARD MANY TALES!! WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SAY "HEY DOG COME HAVE A TREAT" AND THEN SWAT HIM ON THE NOSE WITH A NEWSPAPER WHEN HE APPROACHES NEAR ME. THEY SAY THE POUND TRIED TO PUT THIS DOG TO SLEEP, BUT HIS EYES JUST WOULDN'T CLOSE. HE WOULDN'T DIE, HE JUST WOULDN'T DIE. THEY SAID HE JUST KEPT GROWLING LOUDER AND LOUDER UNTIL THE LADY AT THE POUND STARTED CRYING AND RAN OUT AND QUIT HER JOB. HE AND HIS GANG HAVE BEEN MAKING WAVES AND ROCKING BOATS AND THIS TOWN IS GETTING WORSE BY THE HOUR BECAUSE OF THEM. I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD STOP THEM!!

ELMO STEPHENS


R.I.P. RUSTY. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
Posted by K9Fan [Read other reviews by K9Fan]
(1/2 Bone)

Well, this is just great. Rusty was bad enough, but he ended up serving the greater good by opposing Vermin. Now I hear the news that Rusty's mangled corpse is collecting flies out in Clearview Park after Vermin got to him. I didn't believe it, because personally I thought that dog might be some kind of immortal demon or force of nature, but sure enough, it's true. At least now he can be with his brother again.

The question is, what the hell do we do? Rusty and Auspice's alliance was the only thing standing between us and Vermin taking over. I don't know if Auspice can control Rusty's disgusting gang enough to lead them into battle, let alone overcome the near impossible odds!

Christ, what the hell is wrong with the dogs in this town? It didn't used to be like this.


What happened to Rusty's Gang?
Posted by Selma [Read other reviews by Selma]
(1/2 Bone)

I have been following IRC, this site, and several other local dog forums and nothing. Not a word. I can only assume Senator et al are dead and it scares the daylights out of me. Is Auspice seriously going to defeat all these vile dogs on his own? I certainly hope the allies are still in the fight. Especially since animal control is not returning my calls. That's 10 times I've called this week with no response!


STAY AWAY FROM AUSPICE!!
Posted by Pete [Read other reviews by Pete]
(1/2 Bone)

This goddamn conflict has claimed yet another victim: beloved Auspice!! In his battles with the Vermin outfit, he has contracted rabies. I can't even begin to tell you how sick it makes me feel to know that a HERO OF THE COMMUNITY is running around with foam dripping from his mouth menacing the very children he once dedicated his life to protecting. I had to help chase him away from a playground where he was attempting to attack a young boy as he made a sandcastle.

It's bad enough witnessing it with my own eyes, but what do I tell these children who looked up to Auspice as a father figure?

With Rusty dead and Auspice now as much a menace as Vermin, there's no point in even pretending we have a community worth saving. I can't take much more of this. I think I'm going to move to a simpler community.


A CHANCE ENCOUNTER
Posted by cialis-miracle-deals-dot-net [Read other reviews by cialis-miracle-deals-dot-net]
(1/2 Bone)

A HORRIBLE WEIGHT has landed on your shoulders and is whispering TERRIBLE BURDENS in your ear! Send this message to 20 other people and that weight will lift up high like an egg!!

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