This Sunday supreme Something Awful maven Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka wed his beautiful fiancée Megan in an extremely classy wedding ceremony that involved less than three neckbeards and only one Linux t-shirt. Several members of the SA staff as well as the brains behind Mega64 were also seen in attendance by snooping gossipmongers from the tabloids.
Rich is continuing to enjoy his honeymoon in Cancun, so guess what suckers? Another day of Zack!
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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