loking 4 smrt grill - m4w

i will pwn ur pussay -m4w - 15

real MEN wanted - t4m

I need a group of strong powerful men - w4mm - 21

if u were my Aeris - m4w

Anyone want their dreams fulfilled?

Only interested in clean gentlemen - w4m - 26

Hottest Cutest Tranny - t4m

STILL HAVENT FOUND THE RIGHT ONE - w4m - 28

Lovebirds for those interested

Roads? Where we're going, we won't need roads! -m4w - 27 (Third Ave.)

Hello, any nice women out there? - m4w - 39



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